CULT OF THE DEAD COW || <a href="http://www.cultdeadcow.com/tools/pewrap.php">"PECrunch"</a> by Sir Dystic

“cDc is a spew of bilious rant, cultural commentary, psychological purgation, and twisted fun.” – Newark, NJ _The Star Ledger_

cDc GRAND IMPERIAL DYNASTY / MCMLXXXIV A.D. / VOLANDO, REPTILIA SPERNO
xXx / RULE BOVINIA \ xXx

September 1, 1999

"PECrunch" by Sir Dystic

Posted by Sir Dystic at 1:48 AM CT | Listen

Mind viruses. Deadly memes.
ASSAULT TELECOM.

:: CULT OF THE DEAD COW ::

cDc website version 666

All of us in the cDc participate in this site. If you want to complain because this ain't teaching you how to be an 31337 hax0r, you can eat our collective ass. Thx!

:: RSS-O-RAMA ::

Want new cDc headlines on your own website? Hell yeah! Just grab the official cDc RSS feed. And if you don't know what the hell an RSS feed is, get some learnin' for chrissakes.

Here are the feeds we offer (all independently validated):

site-wide feed - RSS 2.0
blog posts only - RSS 2.0
blog posts only - podcast
content only - RSS 2.0
pdf from RSS
CULT updates from MSN

Oh, and we're syndicated on LiveJournal for all the - quote - "emo fags who use that piece of shit website." -the guy who put it up.

:: NINJA STRIKE FORCE RADIO ::

Soooper authentic, official cDc NINJA STRIKE FORCE streaming audio awaits your empty, desiring earholes. Let it fill them both with its thrusting streams of love!! Your head will be a doublestuff cookie and all you can think is "OMFG!@$#!@$!!!@#$

Page of info to SEE

The link with which you HEAR (iTunes, WinAmp, whateva).

:: 'TARD BOX ::

We keep our freaks here in this Chat Box of Eternal Torment. Feel free to poke at them with a stick. Go ahead, it's fun.

Shining faces dripping with hate-seed! Bitter depravity manifesting as frustrated, incoherent rambling! The sorrowful bleating of condemned sheep!

BEHOLD!!
And add your lot to this sad cavalcade of hopeless despair!

'TARD BOX
CLOSED FOR
MAINTENANCE.

NO FUSSIN',
YA HEAR?

:: WHERE WE SIT ::
:: IN THE MEMESPHERE ::
:: THOUGHTSPACE POOPFEST ::

Has the cDc site inspired you to create your OWN? Has it filled you with a desire to go out and create a blog full of beauty and sparkly magic? Or has it driven you to create your own site full of bile, bitterness, and bad sportsmanship?

Click these buttons for red hott daisy chain action!

TTLB Ecosystem

:: TRANSLATE ::

:: HOT BUTTERED BLOGROLL ::

:: LEGAL CRAP ::