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June 30, 2007
CULT OF THE DEAD COW - Pinball Wizards!!
Posted by Myles Long at 1:31 PM CT | Listen

cDc = PINBALL WIZARDS. NEW cDc PINUP FOR YOU.

Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

Trammel of the NSF did this snazzy image about which he sez, "I think it kinda looks like the first page of a comic book and almost tells a story of sorts."

But who's in the picture? What a fine question! Why, that's none other than CULT OF THE DEAD COW's own FreqOut in the glasses (top left frame and center, bottom right frame), NSF/Hacktivismo's diskrez licking the machine 'cuz he's nastee like that, along with G.Ratte' (bottom right frame, left) and the NSF's Biot (bottom right frame, right; he also took the pictures).

These were taken during last year's HOPE Number Six conference in NYC "at some hipster bar down in the Village where a buncha us went to see MC Frontalot play down in the basement."

Even on my usual table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

cDc - GIVING YOU WHAT YOU CRAVE.

Comments
Posted by Oracle GreenDiamond at 02:01 PM June 30, 2007

Aww yeah, Diskrez be on that pinball machine like its a birthday present.

Posted by trammel at 10:38 PM July 04, 2007

UNIX WIZARD

Ever since I heard of Unix
I've always had a ball,
From SunOS to Minix
I must have run 'em all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
On systems large or small
That tired, squinting, blind kid
Sure makes a mean sys call!

He sits like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine,
Feeling all the limits,
Knows what the signals mean
Hacks by intuition
His process never stalls,
That tired, squinting blind kid
Sure makes a mean sys call!

He a Unix Wizard,
I just can't get the gist
A Unix wizard's
Got such a mental twist

How do you think he does it?
I don't know!
What makes him so good?

Ain't got no distractions
Don't hear no beeps or bells
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Ignores his sense of smell
Patches running kernels
Dumps no core at all,
That tired, squinting and blind kid
Sure makes a mean sys call!

I thought I was
The process table king,
But I just handed
My root password to him.

Even on my favorite boxen,
His hacks can beat my best.
The network leads him in,
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy Finger servers
Never will seg-fault...
That tired, squinting blind kid
Sure makes a mean sys call!

http://www.poppyfields.net/filks/00239.html

Posted by I.T. at 02:13 AM July 07, 2007

What the hell? So you guys are into Pinball then? Meh sad.

Posted by RubberQueen at 07:36 PM July 23, 2007

Diskrez licking the pinball machine just makes that photo and therefore has to be saved to my cDc imagery folder :P
Cheers.

Posted by sa1tine at 03:37 AM September 27, 2007

haha that's great! if you ever find the monster bash machine play it!
http://www.pinball.com/games/bash/

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