A very extremely extraordinarily limited number of copies of The Book of Cao
, autographed by cDc founders Grandmaster Ratte' and Franken Gibe are now available for purchase, for just $20 (USD)!
These books were lovingly caressed by both founders and were actually signed by hand; no stamps here, chumps!
As an added bonus, one of these copies has actually been in Grandmaster Ratte's pants and touched his junk! AND NOONE KNOWS WHICH COPY IT IS! Will it be yours? Not if you don't order now!
These rare tomes are available for the unbeatable price of just $20.00 + $3.00 (USD)
shipping/handling (if shipping to the U.S.; for international orders, request shipping rates when you inquire about availability). Get 'em while you can!
Contact books AT cultdeadcow DOT com
OFFER EXPIRES WHILE YOU WAIT, SO PLEASE DON'T HESITATE!
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