_ _ ((___)) [ x x ] cDc communications \ / Global Domination Update #15 (' ') May 1st, 1994 (U) Est. 1986 New gNu NEW gnU new GnU nEW gNu neW gnu nEw GNU releases for May, 1994: _________________________________/Text Files\_________________________________ 251: "The False Prophets" by Lady Carolin. It's kind of an inside joke. 'cept ain't nobody laughin'. 252: "The Bishop" by Curtis Yarvin. "Father McKenzie, writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear..." Lonely priest decides he'll be the Pope. And who's to stop him? Let's all be Pope. 253: "Better, Stronger, Faster" by Omega, Reid Fleming & White Knight. Amazing document hacked-out of a CIA computer reveals use of popular TV program starring Lee Majors to cover up space alien presence. 254: "Hung Like a Horse" by Krass Katt. Blech. Weird, kooky things go on at veterinary hospitals. 255: "Mess o' Top Ten Lists" by The Death Vegetable & Iskra. Like the title says. It's humor, man, humor. 256: "Fecal George" by David Humphrey. Another blech one. Nutty, crazy college kids, eating anything for a quick buck. 257: "Goodnight, Benjamin" by Tequila Willy. Spooky, zany business. 258: "Spontaneous Combustion and the Aryan Parade" by FLaMinG SeVeReD HeaD. They're on Demerol, they've got a '67 Camaro, and some fresh white mice to play with. Whee-doggers. 259: "The HoHoCon 1993 Experience" by Count Zero. All experiences are relative, but here's one to relate to. CZ drops the skinny on the most recent major computer underground convention. 260: "Vegas, 1976" by Mad Mac. Snortin' coke and jacking off to a HINEY BOY magazine in the bathroom of the Sands in Los Vegas just isn't safe anymore. __________________________________/cDc Gnuz\__________________________________ "cDc is the Meat group. All the wannabes can step to the Breads an' Cereals groups, baby." cDc mailing list: Get on the ever-dope and slamagnifiterrific cDc mailing list! Send mail to cDc@cypher.com and include some wonderlessly elite message along he lines of "ADD ME 2 DA MAILIN LIZT!!@&!" NEW Official cDc Global Domination Factory Direct Outlets: PHR33DUM 204/775-3038 The Truth Sayer's Domain 210/493-9975 The Black Skyline 214/317-3091 Club Baby Seal 817/429-4636 Cyber Neurotic Reality Test 905/729-0238 Twilight of the Idols +61-3-226-3386 We're always taking t-file submissions, so if you've got a file and want to really get it out there, there's no better way than with cDc. Upload text to The Polka AE, to firstname.lastname@example.org, or send disks or hardcopy to the cDc post office box in Lubbock, TX. Pretty cool buncha t-files: PuD, Pizza Underground Digest. Good thing on TV: __The Mod Squad_ on E! at 7pm CST. Aaron Spelling, what a guy. _The Love Boat_, _Charlie's Angels_, _BH 90210_, and THIS. Hero/Role Model of the Month: People say there's not anybody to look up to anymore. HA! What about Sammy Davis, Jr.? He's Black, he's Jewish, and he's Dead. He sung "The Candy Man," he wore lots of gold jewlery, he hung out with Sinatra, and he referred to everyone as "cat" or "baby." Sammy was a prince, baby, a prince. Stupid Computer Geek, Part X: "In October, Houston, Tex., computer enthusiast Shawn Kevin Quinn, 17, pleaded no contest to putting out a murder contract on the boyfriend of a girl he had eyes for. According to the man Quinn contacted, Quinn offered to pay $5.30 plus seven Atari game cartridges. After a psychological exam portrayed Quinn as merely socially retarded by his computer obsession, a judge sentenced him to 10 years' probation." [Ft. Worth Star-Telegram-AP, October 1993]. Contributed by Omega. S. Ratte' cDc/Editor and P|-|Ear13zz |_3@DeRrr "We're into t-files for the groupies and money." Middle finger for all. Write to: cDc communications, P.O. Box 53011, Lubbock, TX 79453. Internet: email@example.com. _____________________________________________________________________________ cDc Global Domination Update #15-by Swamp Ratte'-"Hyperbole is our business" Copyright (c) 1994 cDc communications. All Rights Reserved.