_ _ ((___)) [ x x ] cDc communications \ / Global Domination Update #17 (' ') August 1st, 1994 (U) Est. 1986 New gNu NEW gnU new GnU nEW gNu neW gnu nEw GNU releases for August, 1994: _________________________________/Text Files\_________________________________ 271: "Alvin Harper, Teen Killer" by Krass Katt. True account of horrible doings. 272: "Curious Lack of Vigor" by Clench. Three crazy people. They're nuts. It's amazing, just how nuts they are. 273: "Dumb and Isolated" by Franken Gibe. Autobiographical file, aptly titled. HA! Ha. 274: "MaxiSpak Banana" by R.M. Wood. It's about a new videogame system, 'cept it's not real so it's funny. Yes? You betcha. 275: "Joseph Smith: Man, Yes; Myth, Maybe; Prophet, NEVER!" by Krass Katt. Or, "Why the Mormon Church is a Huge Scam." Mega-fat file on Joseph Smith, founder of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, and his sneaky- snakin' which could easily make for a good segment on _Hard Copy_. 276: "Accessory" by Orion. More real-life bad-business, in a first-person narrative. Drunks with guns, that sorta thing. 277: "RUSH TO JUDGEMENT - Why the World Won't End in Septeber, 1994" by Omega and Reid Fleming. Another stupendously large file debunking religious hoo-haw. This one concerns a Mr. Harold Camping, President of Family Radio and author of the popular book, _Are You Ready?_ which attempts to explain why the Second Coming of Christ, the end of the world as we know it, etc. will occur in September of 1994. My money's on Omega and Reid Fleming. 278: "Slowing" by Tom Fawcett. Story about the time-compressing effects of depression. Good moody atmosphere in this one. 279: "Hammers" by Obscure Images. The ultimate industrial music fantasy. 280: "Caught in the Spotlight" by Peder Ast. He's naked, he's running around outside at night, and he's masturbating furiously. Cool. __________________________________/cDc Gnuz\__________________________________ Mail*Link( Remote FWD>RE>Hello gore (Al Gore) writes: Hi there. I was just cruisin' along the information superhighway, when I came across the number for The Works BBS in a Cult of the Dead Cow file. Wow, those boys sure are raucous! Tipper wouldn't approve. I won't be bringing those home to my sexy daughters, no way no how. I am sure I can contribute, having an extensive knowledge of government related issues. I want you hackers to know that I support free speech and freedom of information, and will help in any way possible to further your cause. I could do it too, you know. The vice president doesn't just sit around all the time like people think he does. I AM AL GORE! Al Muthafuckin' Gore, and I am on your BBS. I hope you realize the significance of this, and will act accordingly. Al Gore --*--*--*--*--*-- You need my lovin', you need my huggin', baby, and you need my years of pointless experience editing text files to an anal 't.' Oh yeah. Nothing can work ProTERM on an Apple II like my gentle caress. The Global Domination Factory Direct Outlet list isn't updated for this release 'cause I don't have time. There will be a October release though and I'll get to it by then. I'll always be here for you, you know that. Currently, the best ftp and gopher site for cDc files on the Internet is ftp.eff.org in pub/publications/CuD/cdc. Just like that... it's so simple, it's beautiful. The mirror sites aren't really all that mirrored as far as getting the newer stuff. But you know, when I'm sitting here all alone in my room on the beanbag on the floor and my Jesus candle's throwing its flickers on the wall, all I can do is think about you and how your eyes would glow in the candlelight. I just want to hold you close and make you understand that Lady Carolin is working on her commercial site which will have all the latest cDc releases as soon as they come out, lickety-split. She's just a friend... you're the one that makes me complete. Come here, come closer. Let me whisper in your ear. Drunkfux will be making an announcement on this year's HoHoCon soon. I can't talk any more, it's too much. Hold me. S. Ratte' cDc/Editor and P|-|Ear13zz |_3@DeRrr "We're into t-files for the groupies and money." Middle finger for all. Write to: cDc communications, P.O. Box 53011, Lubbock, TX 79453. Internet: firstname.lastname@example.org. _____________________________________________________________________________ cDc Global Domination Update #17-by Swamp Ratte'-"Hyperbole is our business" Copyright (c) 1994 cDc communications. All Rights Reserved.