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 .:.                  |   __/|__|    \___  >____  >____  >                  .:.  
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            \_  __ \_/ __ \|  | _/ __ \\__  \  /  ___// __ \ /  ___/
             |  | \/\  ___/|  |_\  ___/ / __ \_\___ \\  ___/ \___ \ 
             |__|    \___  >____/\___  >____  /____  >\___  >____  >
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        [ x x ]       _ _/ cDc GRAND IMPERIAL DYNASTY \_ _       [ x x ]
         \   /        _ _        MCMLXXXIV A.D.        _ _        \   /
         (' ')           \  VOLANDO, REPTILIA SPERNO  /           (' ')
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                [press releases] | [global domination updates]

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    2023-06-22 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW Breaks The Internet (and you can too!)

    2022-11-18 - AN OPEN LETTER TO THE HACKER COMMUNITY CONCERNING CAROLINE
                 MURGUE / TOUCH SYMPOSIUM

    2019-06-04 - BO2K Presentation Behind-the-Scenes + cDc Book

    2016-06-06 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW Statement on Jacob Appelbaum / ioerror

    2011-05-19 - APOCALYPSE APPROACHES! (OR NOT)

    2008-03-04 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW CATCHES THE COMMIES PUBLISHING
                 PORNOGRAPHY ON THEIR WEBSERVERS

    2008-02-20 - Goolag Scanner released!

    2007-12-23 - cDc's Ninja Strike Force Member to Appear on Court TV
                 Series

    2007-05-23 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING ON YOUR NETWORK?  EVE DOES.

    2006-09-26 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW (cDc) Publishes New Book -- _Commodork:
                 Sordid Tales from a BBS Junkie_

    2006-09-19 - HACKTIVISMO RELEASES TORPARK FOR ANONYMOUS, PORTABLE WEB
                 BROWSING

    2006-09-06 - Paris Hilton appointed Honorary Member of cDc's Ninja
                 Strike Force

    2006-08-28 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW (cDc) Unveils _The Book of Cao_

    2006-08-09 - Revolutionary Web-Application Launched to Combat Malicious
                 Software

    2006-08-08 - HACKING THE HIMALAYAS

    2006-07-21 - ScatterChat Press Release

    2006-03-01 - Denial of Service Tax

    2006-02-15 - CONGRESS JERKS OFF, GANG OF FOUR REACH FOR RAINCOATS

    2006-02-13 - cDc launches global campaign against Google

    2002-11-26 - License To Chill -- Hackers Hamstring Rights Violators

    2002-07-04 - CAMERA/SHY ANNOUNCEMENT

    2002-02-15 - Announcement of the Six/Four System

    2002-02-07 - PEEKABOOTY UPDATE

    2001-11-26 - THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW OFFERS A HELPING HAND IN AMERICA'S
                 TIME OF NEED

    2001-07-04 - INTERNATIONAL BOOKBURNING IN PROGRESS ("The Hacktivismo
                 Declaration")

    2000-08-01 - CDC DEFIES EXPECTATIONS AT DEFCON - Leaves Six Major
                 Announcements For After The Show

    2000-07-27 - Microsoft Applauds Sir Dystic

    2000-07-25 - FORBES BENDS OVER, PENENBERG STILL UPRIGHT

    2000-07-25 - H2K - MORE SPIN THAN A CHEAP LAUNDROMAT

    2000-07-14 - THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW H.O.P.E.'S FOR THE BEST

    2000-04-14 - A NOTE TO ALL YOU VENTURE CAPITALISTS from GRANDMASTER
                 RATTE'

    1999-07-19 - DON'T WORRY WINDOWS USERS, EVERYTHING WILL BO2K

    1999-07-10 - The Cult of the Dead Cow Releases Back Orifice 2000
	
    1999-07-02 - BACK ORIFICE 2000, THE ONLY WAY TO CONTROL A MICROSOFT
                 NETWORK	

    1999-01-07 - Joint Statement Decrying LoU's Call for Infowar

    1998-12-15 - IT'S SPLITSVILLE FOR THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW AND THE HONG
                 KONG BLONDES

    1998-08-10 - Cult of the Dead Cow responds to Microsoft about Back
                 Orifice

    1998-08-06 - ST. PAUL, BACK DOOR BOOM BOOM, AND ALL THE TEA IN CHINA

    1998-08-04 - Microsoft attempts to downplay the Back Orifice threat

    1998-07-21 - RUNNING A MICROSOFT OPERATING SYSTEM ON A NETWORK? OUR
                 CONDOLENCES

    1996-10-22 - Cattle Mutilation

    1996-10-22 - NSF Reign of Terror

    1996-06-01 - CDC CELEBRATES TWELVE YEARS AS A CANDLE IN THE DARKNESS

    1996-05-13 - PRAISE HER BLESSED NAME

    1995-06-04 - Statement Concerning the 'Church' of Scientology

    1994-11-01 - HoHoCon '94 Announcement

    1994-11-01 - Official cDc Press Release Concerning President Reagan

    1994-08-18 - Press Release Concerning Resurrection of Swamp Ratte'

    1994-05-01 - Join the K-C0W PHORCE

    1993-10-11 - HoHoCon '93 Announcement

    1992-09-01 - HoHoCon '92 Announcement

    1991-10-03 - HoHoCon '91 Announcement

    1990-11-17 - HoHoCon '90 (XmasCon) Announcement

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                     ::::: global domination updates :::::
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    2004-07-07 - "Global Domination Update #30" by Oxblood Ruffin, G. Ratte',
                 O. Dizzle & cDc communicizzle

    2002-03-31 - "Easter/Passover Global Domination Special" by Grandmaster
                 Ratte'

    2000-12-24 - "Global Domination Update #28" by Grandmaster Ratte'

    1998-12-23 - "Global Domination Update #27" by The Baudfather, A Dwarf
                 Named Warren & cDc Communications

    1998-07-17 - "Global Dominatrix Updata #26" by The Baudfather, A Dwarf
                 Named Warren & cDc Communications

    1998-05-01 - "Global Dominatrix Update #25" by Oxblood Ruffin, Haile 
                 UnLikely & cDc communications

    1998-02-15 - "Global Domination Update #24" by Oxblood Ruffin, Straight
                 Buttah & cDc communications

    1997-10-31 - "Global Domination Update #23" by Oxblood Ruffin, Straight
                 Buttah & cDc communications

    1997-09-01 - "Global Domination Update #22" by Oxblood Ruffin, Reid
                 Fleming, Omega & GRatte'

    1997-01-01 - "Global Domination Update #21" by THE NIGHTSTALKER and
                 GRatte'

    1996-06-10 - "Global Domination Update #20" by GrandMaster Ratte'

    1994-12-01 - "Global Domination Update #19" by GrandMaster Ratte'

    1994-11-01 - "Global Domination Update #18" by GrandMaster Ratte'

    1994-08-01 - "Global Domination Update #17" by GrandMaster Ratte'

    1994-07-01 - "Global Domination Update #16" by Swamp Ratte'

    1994-05-01 - "Global Domination Update #15" by Swamp Ratte'

    1993-12-30 - "Global Domination Update #14" by Swamp Ratte'

    1993-07-01 - "Global Domination Update #13" by Swamp Ratte'

    1993-04-01 - "Global Domination Update #12" by Swamp Ratte'

    1993-03-01 - "Global Domination Update #11" by Swamp Ratte'

    1993-01-01 - "Global Domination Update #10" by Swamp Ratte'

    1991-10-31 - "Global Domination Update #09" by Swamp Ratte'

    1991-08-31 - "Global Domination Update #08" by Swamp Ratte'

    1991-07-21 - "Global Domination Update #07" by Swamp Ratte'

    1991-02-27 - "Global Domination Update #06" by Swamp Ratte'

    1991-01-04 - "Global Domination Update #05" by Swamp Ratte'

    1990-06-22 - "Global Domination Update #04" by Swamp Ratte'

    1990-05-17 - "Global Domination Update #03" by Swamp Ratte'

    1990-04-04 - "Global Domination Update #02" by Swamp Ratte'

    1989-06-26 - "Global Domination Update #01" by Swamp Ratte'

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