Mr. T versus Almost Everything.

• Mr. T versusA Really Big Tree - The Very First "Mr. T vs." Page.

• Mr.T versus Superman - When I get finished with you you'll be in a wheelchair, SuperFool!

• Mr.T versus Darth Vader - I Feel a great disturbance in the Force...

• Mr.T versus Darth Vader II - Feel The Force in my FISTS, VaderSuckah!

• Mr.T versus Twister - DAMN them Tornadoes is BIG!

• Mr.T versus Bill Gates and MechaT - I ain't throwed no President since Reagan!

• Mr.T versus the Klingon Empire - Where's the honor in getting your ASS kicked, Klingonfools?!

• Mr.T versus Knight Rider - I'll crush you in my A-Team Van!

• Mr.T versus Satan - "The Lord of Flies"!? I HATE FLYING! Your ass is GRASS, Satansuckah!

• Mr. Tversus Hitler - Third REICH?! Gonna turn it into the ThirdWRECK, Suckah!

• Mr. T versus T-Rex - I'll break your stubby little arms, lizard!

• Mr. T versus the Spice Girls - He who controls the Spice Girls shall control the universe!

• Mr. T versus Kathie Lee Gifford - SWEATSHOPS?! You're DEAD MEAT, FOOL!

• Mr. Tvs. the X-Files - I know all about Guv'mint Conspiracies!"Imprisoned for a Crime they Didn't Commit", indeed!

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