Mr. T versus Almost Everything.
Mr. T versusA Really Big Tree
The Very First "Mr. T vs." Page.
Mr.T versus Superman
When I get finished with you you'll be in a wheelchair, SuperFool!
Mr.T versus Darth Vader
I Feel a great disturbance in the Force...
Mr.T versus Darth Vader II
Feel The Force in my FISTS, VaderSuckah!
Mr.T versus Twister
DAMN them Tornadoes is BIG!
Mr.T versus Bill Gates and MechaT
I ain't throwed no President since Reagan!
Mr.T versus the Klingon Empire
Where's the honor in getting your ASS kicked, Klingonfools?!
Mr.T versus Knight Rider
I'll crush you in my A-Team Van!
Mr.T versus Satan
"The Lord of Flies"!? I HATE FLYING! Your ass is GRASS, Satansuckah!
Mr. Tversus Hitler
Third REICH?! Gonna turn it into the ThirdWRECK, Suckah!
Mr. T versus T-Rex
I'll break your stubby little arms, lizard!
Mr. T versus the Spice Girls
He who controls the Spice Girls shall control the universe!
Mr. T versus Kathie Lee Gifford
SWEATSHOPS?! You're DEAD MEAT, FOOL!
Mr. Tvs. the X-Files
I know all about Guv'mint Conspiracies!"Imprisoned for a Crime they Didn't Commit", indeed!
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